COYOTE HORNY

 

In the mysterious high deserts of New Mexico, the Indian shamans know the secret of the coyote transformation, allowing mortals to shape-shift into shadow coyotes, the better to bring down their prey. Now Katt Hall, a transplanted Southern beauty sexually frustrated by an unwilling and alcoholic husband, has gained those secrets, and her passions are about to lead her into trouble with the law. A riotously funny take on marital frustration, culminating in an unforgettably wild Indian Festival of the Coyote.  A laugh-out-loud funny novel, available as a Kindle book on Amazon.com now!

Come on, you couldn't kid her -- these old goats were as horny as the rest of us.  They might have mumbled and sung and pretended to commune with the spirits, but in the privacy of their own shacks and dwellings they probably yanked themselves furiously to dirty old copies of Playboy.  She wasn't stupid.

 

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Once the soul is transformed in this way, once you have accepted the Great Mystery and the Hunger of the Great Coyote, there is no turning back."

 

"Let someone else feed the coyotes -- I can't go around murdering people."

 

"You must control yourself.  Even in the spirit shape, you can control yourself."

 

"Wrong.  When I get hungry, I get a more than one cheeseburger appetite."

 

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"And the third night, you will commune with the Great Spirit, and he will release you from these passions, these desires, and you will lose your gift."

 

"My gift?"

 

"The ability to shape-shift.  Do you carry American Express?"

 

 

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